My daughter was born a little over a year ago, which means she’s outgrown most of her clothes. But there’s one item I continue to buy for her: onesies! Onesies are adorable, comfortable and easy to put on. Plus, they keep my baby snug and warm all day long. If you haven’t yet discovered this amazing piece of clothing, you need to get yourself outfitted with some cute onesies ASAP!
Is there anything sweeter than a baby onesie?
How do you feel about baby onesies? Are they a cute and practical way to dress your little one, or do they make you cringe? We’re not here to take sides on this debate (although we definitely have an opinion). The only thing that matters is that you know how to get the most out of your onesie shopping experience, so let’s dive right in!
What is a Onesie?
The term “onesie” is used to describe any bodysuit with snaps at the crotch and armpits. Onesies are often confused with rompers or jumpsuits but they differ in that they typically have zippers rather than buttons or ties.
Rompers were originally designed for adults who wanted more freedom when wearing robes during bath time and were later adapted for babies by attaching snaps instead of buttons. Onesies were invented by Gerber in 1976 as part of their baby clothing line called Gerber Babywear; however, it wasn’t until 1987 when Disney began licensing characters from their animated films (such as Mickey Mouse) onto these bodysuits that people really started paying attention! Since then there has been no stopping them from becoming one of America’s favorite ways to dress up our little ones!
Dear Santa, this is my Christmas list.
Dear Santa, this is my Christmas list.
I love you and I miss you.
I have been good all year!
Can you bring me a new puppy?
Do you have any cookies for me?
I’m so cute, my mom couldn’t resist kissing me on the lips.
I’m so cute, my mom couldn’t resist kissing me on the lips.
This sweet saying is perfect for a little boy who makes your heart melt every time he smiles. The sentiment of this phrase will remind him that you think he’s adorable, which will make him feel even more loved and appreciated.
The saying is from: You! Your baby will adore hearing from you how much you love them in this very special way. This can be especially helpful if they’re having a bad day or they just had a scary experience like getting shots at their doctor’s appointment.
Born to shop.
- What does this say?
Born to shop. This onesie is for a baby who has been born for the sole purpose of shopping. It’s cute and funny in its own right, but it also makes a great gift for someone who loves to shop.
- When would you wear it?
This onesie is perfect for any occasion where you’re hanging out with friends or family that have babies, especially if they’re newborns or still in infant stage! If you want to show off your sense of humor without being too overbearing, this is the way to go.
- What age is it appropriate for?
This one comes in sizes 0-3 months, 3-6 months, 6-9 months and 9-12 months so pretty much all ages can wear it! Don’t worry about sizing up either—the material stretches really well!
Cutest baby from A to Z.
This onesie is the cutest baby from A to Z.
- A: Adorable. That’s you!
- B: Beautiful. You’re so beautiful, baby!
- C: Cute. Just like you!
- D: Darling, darling baby girl or boy; I love how tiny and perfect you are!
- E: Enormous eyes full of wonder; it’s not all about you being cute—you’re also adorable! Your little nose gets me every time too—you have the most adorable face in town and I can’t stop looking at it when we play peekaboo together (or just any time really). You make me laugh with your little giggles and smiles, which makes my heart melt into a puddle whenever I hear them coming out from behind our favorite blanket because all I want to do is scoop up another one of those precious moments between us before they disappear forever someday soon enough anyway, which reminds me…
You better watch out, I’m a little firecracker!
If you’re looking for a fun and playful way to dress up your little one, then this is the perfect design for you!
The saying “You better watch out, I’m a little firecracker!” will let everyone know that they should be afraid of this little firecracker. While it may not be intimidating enough to scare away any actual fires, it’s sure to make people smile when they see your baby wearing this adorable onesie.
I am blessed to have you as my mommy and daddy.
- Remember that you are blessed to have your child and another parent.
- That’s why it’s important to express love for your family in whatever way you can.
- Show them how much you care about them by paying attention to what they enjoy doing or saying how much fun it is spending time with them.
You light up my life.
You light up my life.
I am so happy to have you in my life!
Your smile lights up my world.
My love for you is endless.
Love is a strong feeling that can be expressed in many ways. You know what love is when you feel it, but if you don’t know how to express those feelings, here are some ideas:
- Speak from the heart by telling someone how much they mean to you.
- Give them a gift that shows your love for them.
- Do something nice for someone else who needs it or deserves it!
The proof of God’s existence is that my mom is a strong believer and I was born!
You know what they say: the proof of God’s existence is that my mom is a strong believer and I was born!
My mom has always been a strong believer in Jesus Christ. She taught me to have faith and believe that He can do anything for us. She used to tell me, “I am not afraid of anything because God is with us. We are His children so He will protect us from danger and illness.”
When we go out together, she always holds my hand tightly so that I feel safe and secure every time we leave home together as a family unit. Sometimes when I’m scared by something or someone comes close unexpectedly (for example, if someone approaches too closely), she tells me “don’t worry about it… just hold on tight because I’m here with you!”
I melt when you smile at me!
- You melt my heart.
- I love you so much.
- Thank you for being such a great parent.
- I love you more than you will ever know!
Getting your child an adorable onesie is a great way to show them how much you love them!
Getting your child an adorable onesie is a great way to show them how much you love them!
But, there are some things you should know before you decide to purchase one. The first thing that comes to mind is the quality of the onesie itself. If it’s going on your kid’s body, then it needs to be comfortable as possible. You also need to consider how easy it will be for them to put on themselves or have others put on for them. And finally, make sure that if there are any design elements on their shirt (whether they’re pictures or words), they’re appropriate for children (no curse words!)
Due Dates Are Dumb Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $17
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Why We Love It
Was baby early or late for the big day? This onesie is funny for all babies who decided their own arrival date. It comes in newborn sizes as well as preemie sizes. The calendar on the front can also be customized to match your due date. Pick up this onesie for a birth announcement or as a gift for that early or late arriver.
Released Early for Good Behavior Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $13
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Why We Love It
A great preemie option, this hilarious onesie will make anyone laugh. Moms in the community who work in criminal justice especially loved this one. This option also comes in preemie and newborn size. So no matter what size baby is, this onesie will fit.
My Dad’s Beard Is Better Than Yours Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $15
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Why We Love It
Does the new dad in your life have a beard? Well, if you thought he couldn’t be more proud to show off his baby (or his facial hair!), then give him this onesie. Let the giggles ensue.
Storm Pooper Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $13
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Why We Love It
If you R2(d2) cool for regular onesies, pick up this one. The “storm pooper” front is hilarious, and will certainly make diaper changes more fun.
#TBT Onesie
Available at Etsy starting at $13
Why We Love It
Throwing it back all the way to conception, this hilarious onesie is the ultimate TBT.
A Bottle of the House White Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $16
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Why We Love It
For the sommeliers out there, this onesie is sure to get a smile. It’s also available in pink.
They See Me Strollin’ They Hatin’ Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $13
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Why We Love It
Despite what this onesie says, people won’t be hatin’ when you’re rollin’ by. A play on the Chamillionaire classic, “Ridin,'” this onesie is sure to get a laugh out of anyone you stroll by on your afternoon walk.
All Because Two People Swiped Right Onesie
Available at Etsy starting at $13
Why We Love It
Was your relationship made possible by Tinder? Then this playful onesie is perfect. It would also make for a funny baby shower gift.
Started From the Belly Now I’m Here Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $11
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Why We Love It
While “Started From The Bottom” isn’t exactly baby-appropriate, this onesie is, and it’s hilarious. Baby can sport this funny onesie to get a laugh and remind people where it all started.
My Siblings Have Paws Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $18
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Why We Love It
If your first baby wasn’t a human but gets the same amount of love as one, then this onesie is exactly what you need. It’s a great way to announce that you have a new member of the pack, we mean family. It comes in three colors, too.
I’m The Reason We’re Late Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $16
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Why We Love It
Blame it on the baby. Whether it was you or your little one or traffic, being prompt as a parent isn’t always easy. But this funny onesie might just break the ice if you stroll in 15 minutes late. A cute baby and laugh can fix anything, right?
My Mom Doesn’t Want Your Advice Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $15
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Why We Love It
Want to ward off advice from that random person at the supermarket? This onesie could be way to do that (and get a giggle).
Boobivore Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $15
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Why We Love It
Have a breastfeeding baby? Look no further for a hilarious onesie. From the adorable dinosaur to the too-true “boobivore” slogan, this onesie is perfection.
My Mom’s Not A Regular Mom She’s A Cool Mom Onesie
Available at Etsy starting at $15
Why We Love It
If you loved Mean Girls you’ll love this onesie. Besides, the message couldn’t be more true. You are a COOL mom. This white onesie also comes with a variety of colors for the lettering (even pink!). So you have an option for when it’s not Wednesday.
Chubby, Bald and Unemployed Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $12
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Why We Love It
These are all words to describe the newest love of your life … and you know it’s true. Your LO’s resume makes for a pretty adorable (not to mention, hilarious) onesie.
That Smell Is Coming From My Dad Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $6
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Why We Love It
Put this onesie on your baby and give dad the blame when your LO may (or may not!) need a diaper change. For a sweeter saying, the brand also makes a onesie that reads, “Love at first sight.” Aww.
It’s 5 a.m. Somewhere Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $18
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Why We Love It
Bringing home baby gives you a totally new happy hour. A twist on the hit by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett, this onesie lets you know it’s 5 o’clock somewhere and milk is today’s special!
Careful! Fra-Gee-Lay Onesie
Available at Walmart starting at $16
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Why We Love It
If you love A Christmas Story, you need to get this onesie for your baby. After all, she is very fra-gee-lay!
Nobody Puts Baby In a Corner Onesie
Available at Amazon starting at $11
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Conclusion
I hope these cute sayings for baby onesies gave you some ideas for your next gift. They are sure to make your little one smile, and they’re a great way to show them how much you love them!